LOL: This Fox Analyst Just Called Obama A ‘Total P*ssy’ On Live Television

Fox News analyst Lt. Col. Ralph Peters minced no words in responding to Obama’s speech to the nation from the White House last night–calling him a total pussy for the rhetoric Obama  used in addressing terrorists worldwide.

“​Well first of all, he keeps speaking about, ‘We can’t give in to our fears, don’t be afraid.’ Look, Mr. President, we’re not afraid, we’re angry! We’re pissed off! We’re furious! We want you to react. We want you to do something. You’re afraid. I mean this guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.”

No one was happier to hear Peters call Obama a giant hatchet wound than Fox Business​’ Stuart Varney–who baited the strategic analyst by asking him what he was “saying to the TV” during the speech. How do I know this was the response he was hoping for? Because you never ask what an angry old man really thinks in the privacy of his own home. Not even a courtesy beep for the viewers at home.

Obama’s response to being called a pussy on live television:

Pussy talk is about as deep as I’ll go in this political circus. I’m the resident expert of pussy politics.

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