Worst Bachelor Party Ever? British Man’s Friends Glue Pubic Hair All Over Groom’s Face During Bachelor Party
Bachelor parties are a good time: Drink a lot of beer, catch up with friends, celebrate the impending marriage of a Bro to one vagina for the rest of his life. Maybe get some strippers. Maybe recreate Rambo movies. Whatever.
British bachelor parties — or stag parties — however, look like an event that’s far more sinister. I guess the point it to embarrass and publicly humiliate the living shit out of the groom. As Buzzfeed reports, Mark Longley from Crawley in Surrey was paraded around by his lads in a “pubic hair mask.” In other words, they glued their pubic hair to his face, making him look like Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf. Because nothing says “best Bros for life!” like having another dude’s pubic hair all over you.
Mark also had to wear clown shoes at one point, along with have his feet duct taped and be in a wheel chair. It looks like he also had to hold a big head of cabbage all day like a football.
The best man, Steve West, posted a few pics of the shenanigans on his Facebook page. In a public Facebook post, he writes:
Last year my good friend mark longley asked me to be his best man. I was honoured and thought it was very nice of him…but also very silly because he’s now on his stag do, on a train to Bognor, gaffer taped to a wheelchair, in just a pair of incontinence pants, clown shoes, silly socks, a penis drawn on his chest and lots of strangers writing on him and has many of his friends pubes glued to his face. He’s also holding a cabbage that is his best friend for the wkend. If he drops it or puts it down he’s going to be doing forfeits. Personally I think he looks like a bit of a plonker.
Want to say a special thank you to everyone that donated their pubes. It’s for a great cause.