Girl Gives Boy An Apple Watch, Replaces Watch In The Box With Literally The Biggest Waste Of Money EVER

Good job lady, instead of giving your boyfriend an Apple Watch you threw a stick soaked with pee into the box as a “gift” instead. And I know it’s supposed to be “cute” and “quirky” because “oh em gee CHILDREN ARE COMING!” but it’s not. You know how much an Apple Watch costs? ~$550. You know how much raising a kid costs? Anywhere between a couple hundred thousand to $2,000,000, not including college.

Fuck children buy watches.