Girl Who Live Tweeted An Awful First Date With An Insufferable Douchebag Should Mind Her Damn Business

by 1 year ago


If I ever catch someone live tweeting a first date I’m on, I’m prepared to do 25 to life for murder. No one needs to know that I go straight for the butt stuff questions before I know her last name. That’s a tough look but I simply cannot help myself.

A girl who was presumably sitting by herself at a sushi restaurant (fucking loser man!) live tweeted a cringeworthy first date with a dude whose name is likely Chad. The dude is a first-ballot Hall of Fame douchebag and if my future daughter ever dates a guy like this, I’ll throw her up for adoption no questions asked.

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