Girl Texts Wrong Number And Dude Trolls Her To Into Divulging Some Scandalous Sh*t

by 5 years ago

Have you ever received a text message from an unknown number regarding your child together and you completely write it off as a wrong number? That’s what most of us would do. But then you have that moment directly after sending the text where you contemplate whether or not you have a child with this woman? I mean, you could. And if you’re like me, you are kind of surprised you don’t. I’ve convinced myself that I’m just going to be shooting blanks for the rest of my life. Maybe I’ll look into adoption. I’ll shelf that topic for another time.

The dude in the text change below acted like we all should when receiving a text message of that answer–like this stranger child was his own child. Prepare for the worst and hope for the best, right? Aka he trolled the fuck out of her and extracted the crazy from deep in her plums.

This is a tale of lost love and riding small dicks. A story as old as time. Enjoy.

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The dude now knows so much about their lives, he may as well be the dad.

[h/t LADbible]

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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