Furious Grandma Flattening Mouse In Cold Blood For Eating Her Mustard Is The Most Aggressive Video You’ll See Today

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A crucial piece of information missing from this case is the type of mustard the mouse jacked: French’s yellow mustard, deli mustard, spicy mustard. If he stole my French’s yellow mustard, I’d probably just cut his tail off. But the expensive shit, that gourmet deli shit, calls for a public execution.

Sorry little man, but you fucked with the wrong Grandma.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.