Furious Grandma Flattening Mouse In Cold Blood For Eating Her Mustard Is The Most Aggressive Video You’ll See Today

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A crucial piece of information missing from this case is the type of mustard the mouse jacked: French’s yellow mustard, deli mustard, spicy mustard. If he stole my French’s yellow mustard, I’d probably just cut his tail off. But the expensive shit, that gourmet deli shit, calls for a public execution.

Sorry little man, but you fucked with the wrong Grandma.