Mom Enters The ‘Amazon Review Hall Of Fame’ For This Review About T-Shirts And Cat Nipples

A mother purchased her daughter a shirt on Amazon by the name of ‘Lady Padded Bra Tops Bustier Cutout Vest Crop Top Bralette Tank Blouse’. But everyone knows that shopping online is a crapshoot and you can never be sure what will actually show up in the mail. This mother learned that lesson when the shirt for her daughter showed up and was barely large enough to cover her cat’s nipples. So what’d mama do? She wrote the best Amazon review we’ve seen in ages. You can view the product here to see the review in its full glory.

Cat nipples you say? Yes, cat nipples. I know what you’re thinking, the mention of ‘cat nipples’ sounds straight out of Meet The Parents, but I assure you this is very, very real. The full review is below.

The shirt was so tiny it barely covered her cat’s nipples, and in order to prove this point she put the shirt (intended for her 16-year-old daughter) on the family cat and took a picture to include in her Amazon review. Here it is:

This Amazon review (click here to see it on Amazon) stands out in stark contrast from the other reviews on the item, leading me to believe that the mother either didn’t understand how the shirt was to be worn, or she purchased the wrong size, or that shirt’s out there being worn by girls/women who are smaller than a cat.

I’d have to say that this review is up there with my other all time favorites. If you’re not familiar with the underground world of Amazon reviews, let me introduce you to the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (only $2.99 on Amazon, yippee!)

Reviews for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer include the following:

“What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn’t already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone?”
Mrs Toledo
“Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray…. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks.”
N. Krumpe
“As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
J. Anderson

And you’ve all read the reviews for the ‘The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee’ (starts at only $6.60 on Amazon), right? I could be wrong but I feel like reading the reviews for that shirt are required reading on the Internet.

Reviews of this shirt (that every bro should own) include the following:

“Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”
“I believe that wearing this t-shirt has made me a better man, which is remarkable because, well….I’m a chick.”
Diane P.
“I had a two-wolf shirt for a while and I didn’t think life could get any better. I was wrong. Life got 50% better, no lie.”
Seth G. Macy

If you’re not sold on the ‘3 Wolf Moon Tee’ now then there’s actually something wrong with you. You can CLICK HERE to buy that shirt on Amazon, as every bro should have one in his closet.

And if you’re interested in reading more Amazon reviews here’s the page where Amazon curates the best of the best: Funniest Reviews.

Shout out to HappyPlace for finding and sharing this content!

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