“Don’t be a little smartass about having sex in a public bathroom unless you want whatever ‘clever’ little diddy you wrote to get messed with” is the fairy tale lesson that Philip Smith clearly learned after the staff at a Dublin pub went and put him back in his place for trying to brag about banging in the restaurant’s bathroom. Not gonna lie, he was begging for it with the black marker. Only assholes write graffiti with permanent markers, whereas real men carve it in using Swiss army knives or some shit. In reality, writing any graffiti in a public bathroom makes you a sort of asshole…
…but at least the staff had a good comeback:
Sean Connoly
[H/T Metro]