This Guy May Have Killed His Grandma While Playing Ping Pong

Nico Anderson uploaded a Vine titled, “grandma loves ping pong.” Well that sounds like a cute viral video of a spunky nana who is rather fond of a recreational game of table tennis.

You fucking monster! Look what you did to your gram-gram! You had to go for the goddamn dagger and send your grandmother headfirst into a solid-wood cabinet didn’t you?

Let’s not even get into all of the destruction of vintage fine china that was passed down from generation to generation for the last 250 years.

Since Nico actually posted the video, I must assume that her header into the curio didn’t paralyze her or kill her. (Or did it? If that is the case then Nico is one sick motherfucker with no soul.)

Nico, you’re a cutthroat assassin who is willing to accidentally murder your own grandmother to win a meaningless game of ping pong; I like your style.

Let’s see that in slow-motion, you know, to show what a terrible grandson Nico is.