There are two types of people that I really hate. The first are old people who refuse to stop driving. There’s not much worse than a shriveled husk of a human being who can’t even see over the steering wheel driving thirty mile per hour on the highway and constantly threatening to stop short and get everyone else on the road killed. The second are people who do amazing things that they know are amazing and then act like it’s no big deal. “Yeah, I just sunk a half court shot with my off-hand while standing on one foot. You can’t?” No I fucking can’t you cross-eyed fuck. Why even insult me like that? So I actually hate this guy who rode a horse into Taco Bell and then acted like it was no big deal.
Via Esquire:
“Lathan Crump was coming from the Commerce rodeo in North Texas on Saturday when he and his horse, aptly named Hollywood, got a craving for some Taco Bell. So, they decided to trot right into the fast food joint for some quesaritos and social media fame.
“[He] travels around with me everywhere and every day and just hardly do anything without him,” Crump told Fox 4. “Everybody got a big laugh about it. And it’s been blowing up big all over social media.”
Even though this must be some kind of health code violation, police say they won’t take action unless someone files a complaint.
“Well it’s just kind of an everyday thing for us to do stuff like that,” Crump said. “It’s not really a big deal, but I guess everybody else don’t ever see nothing like that.””
Suck my hog, pal. Don’t tell me how riding essentially a mildly-tamed wild animal into a fast food Mexican restaurant isn’t that big of a deal. It’s a huge deal. There’s no way that it’s even legal. And don’t waltz in there with a shit-eating grin plastered across your face if it’s so commonplace. Trucker’s don’t walk into rest stop bathrooms and stand in the doorway with a grin on their face while they survey the room. They just walk in, take their shit and move on. Get off your high horse, buddy. Honestly, maybe you’d be less intolerable if you hung out with people from time to time instead of fucking horses.