Hangover-Free Alcohol And Other Ridiculous Claims Made By North Korea


 

North Korea has made some pretty ridiculous claims over the last couple years. Last week we found out that Glorious Dear Leader Kim Jong-un “created” hangover-free alcohol. According to a press release from the North Korean government:

The subtle blend of the savour of the scorched starch with the sweetness of glucose cannot be produced with any spices. The scorched glutinous rice contains essential amino acids, inorganic substances and vitamins and helps quicken lipolysis.

Koryo Liquor, which is made of six-year-old Kaesong Koryo insam, known as being highest in medicinal effect, and the scorched rice, is highly appreciated by experts and lovers as it is suave and causes no hangover.

The alcoholic contents of the liquor are 30 and 40 percent.

It’s an alcoholic’s miracle! Then again, this is coming from the same country that claims to have cured cancer, AIDS, and said their former Supreme Leader never urinated or dropped a deuce in his life.

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