All Hail Glorious Dear Leader Kim Jung-un Who Gives Blessed Republic Of Korea Hangover Free Alcohol


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All Hail Glorious Dear Leader Kim Jong-un. He who brings light to sky and water to land, has given man more glorious offering.

Dear People Of Democratic and Free Korea, today you are blessed with Drink for no pain comes off.

Alcohol, glorious intoxicant, scientists working for Democratic and Free Republic of Korea removed toxins from Glorious drink, beverage bring about pain no more, all thanks to Dear Glorious Kim Jong-un Supreme Commander of Korean People’s Army, First Secretary of Workers’ Party of Korea and Third Supreme Leader:


As part of the efforts to drastically improve the quality of products in the food industry sector, the Taedonggang Foodstuff Factory has unveiled Koryo Liquor.

If you chew it you feel bitter taste first and then sweet, savoury flavour.

So, insam liquor makers used sugar to remove this bitterness in the past, but they failed to rid the liquor of hangover completely.

After years of research the Taedonggang Foodstuff Factory managed to eliminate the bitter taste of insam by using the boiled and scorched glutinous rice instead of sugar.

The subtle blend of the savour of the scorched starch with the sweetness of glucose cannot be produced with any spices. The scorched glutinous rice contains essential amino acids, inorganic substances and vitamins and helps quicken lipolysis.

Koryo Liquor, which is made of six-year-old Kaesong Koryo insam, known as being highest in medicinal effect, and the scorched rice, is highly appreciated by experts and lovers as it is suave and causes no hangover.

The alcoholic contents of the liquor are 30 and 40 percent.

The product exudes national flavour also in the shape of bottle and packaging.

Drink And Praise To Kim Jong-un, Dear Leader Who All gifts Are Thankful for.

[H/T Mashable]

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