Most people would only be willing to shell out little more than $10 for a laptop that’s almost a decade old, and yet here we have 59 bidders who are trying to become the new proud owners of a 2007 Apple Macbook. You might be saying to yourself “Wow what a waste of money,” but wait…IT’S HAUNTED!
Now it’s a stupid waste of money too!
The original owner of the Macbook reportedly believes that it became haunted when he forgot it in a graveyard next to an abandoned mental hospital all night by accident. Why was he in a graveyard? Because he was sketching gravestones and brought the laptop with him to play music, duh! How you forget to take your laptop home with you from a graveyard is mind boggling on its own, but the fact that it was literally playing music as he walked away and he still left it sitting there? I call bullshit.
When he returned, he says, it was still open and playing Beethoven.
It was when he took the laptop home that “things started to get downright weird.”
He says: “First, I noticed that ALL of my songs in iTunes had become scary or haunted. Second, the desktop background was changed to a scary photo.”
Poltergeist activity was reported too. The seller reports returning home with his wife only to find his collection of baseball cards “were all out of order”.
“To make matters spookier,” he said “I occasionally saw the computer levitating. In some cases the screen and keyboard would open and shut quickly, as though the computer were attempting to speak.”
According to the owner the laptop attempts to make direct contact with the living by holding a pen between the keyboard and monitor, then writing on pieces of paper that are laying nearby…yeah okay.
There’s 5 days left in the Ebay auction, so if you’re looking to drop some cash on a used and abused laptop that isn’t haunted, feel free to click here.