Hooters Will Gift You 10 Wings If You Shred A Picture Of Your Ex On Valentine’s Day Without Crying

by 2 years ago
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Have you been wondering what to do with that water-logged picture of your ex? You’ve been crying over it for months since she left you for Chad. Sucks, I heard the dude’s got a HOG. Anyway, joke’s on Chad because he’s going to be spending February 14 paying the amount he paid for his Harley for a shitty prix fixe meal at a restaurant while you have the opportunity to bro out at Hooters with the boys that one single friend that you don’t even really like but he’s always available.

As if you needed any more incentive to down some juicy wings and stare at women you momentarily convince yourself you can obtain, Hooters is offering a nice little promotion that could help you move on from Becky (Hey, fuck you, Becky), and filling your belly as well.

As part of their “shred ’em and forget ’em” promotion, Hooters is offering guests 10 free boneless wings with the purchase of 10 wings by shredding an image of their ex in-store or online at Hooters.com/ShredYourEx. So you can stuff you fat, lonely ass with 20 wings. I’m just kidding bro, that was mean. I’m just bitter because my girlfriend isn’t going to be thrilled when I take her to Hooters and shred a picture of my ex in front of her for some chicken.

Hooters launched the promotion last year, and 25,000 bros decided to participate. I was not one of them. I’m still not ready to let go.

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