Huma Abedin Is Reportedly Giving Habitual Dick Pic Sender Anthony Weiner Yet ANOTHER Shot
How many dick pics must one send to strangers online to ruin a marriage? The question is as old as time. And the internet. No marriage has withstood as much extramarital tomfoolery than the one between disgraced former New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner and his wife Huma Abedin, vice chair of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
After years of public humiliation at the hands of her husband and dick-pic-o-holic Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin is reportedly giving the marriage another try, according to the New York Post.
“Huma has been working hard on her relationship with Anthony,” said a source close to the Abedin family. “He has been spending 80 to 90 percent of his time at the [Irving Place apartment] they share . . . If there is a disagreement, he goes to his mother’s apartment in Brooklyn.”
“Both [his and her] families are hoping they will reconcile.”
Since completing outpatient therapy for sex addiction last fall, Weiner has been continuing treatment in New York City.
“A lot of [their] friends believe this is an illness, that he is sick,” said the friend. But “Huma takes it into consideration that there’s been no affair, or physical contact that anybody is aware of. He never met [the women].”
Jesus, Huma. You cannot be that naive. Let’s take a quick jog down memory lane, shall we?
May 31, 2011
Weiner accidentally tweeted a photo of his junk bulging out of his boxer briefs to his 40,000 Twitter followers. The photo was intended for 21-year-old Gennette Cordova, who claimed the two have never met. Weiner tried to play up the whole ‘hack’ excuse before admitting to being an adult who is incapable of technology.
June 6, 2011
Less than a week later, Weiner admitted to having sexting online with six women over the last three years, a time-frame that included his wedding to Abedin. He apologized and said the two had no intention of splitting up.
June 8, 2011
News broke that the two were expecting their first child. Awk.
July 23, 2013
Weiner held a press conference, with Abedin by his side, to admit that he had been exchanging sexually explicit photos and text messages with a woman online.
May 20, 2016
A documentary investigating Weiner’s scandal is released in theaters illuminating the phone sex Weiner was having with under an alias Carlos Danger with a woman dubbed “Pineapple.” Pineapple, whose birth name is Sydney Leathers, showed up at Weiner’s office on the day of the mayoral election. Awk.
The New York Post reported on sexual chats between Weiner and a 40-year-old woman, during which Weiner sent her provocative shirtless photos of him while his four-year-old son was curled up next to him in bed.
Weiner carried out a months-long online sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl during which she claims he asked her to dress up in ‘school-girl’ outfits for him on a video messaging application. He also sent her messages like this one:
I would bust that tight p***y so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week.’
At the risk of being profane, the only conclusion we can draw from Huma letting the mouse out of the mouse trap once again is that Anthony Weiner may actually have a weiner worth snapping pics of. In that case, can’t really fault the man for being prideful.
[h/t New York Post]