These Idiots Were Tricked Into Eating Dog Food For A Taste Test And THEY ALL THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT


I honestly hate everyone in this video from the bottom of my heart. You know those people who are like “Coke? Pepsi? All tastes the same to me hurr durr burpity burp” ? Whoever made this video stacked the tasters with people from that subgroup of humans because I refuse to believe that processed meaty dog food tastes “good.” One guy says the meat was mushy. Good for you dude, noticing for a split second that there’s wool being pulled over your eyes – except you keep eating. Goddammit COKE AND PEPSI TASTE DIFFERENT and so does dog food versus regular meat. I’m the pickiest eater on this planet, meaning I subsist off of only cheeseburgers, chicken tenders, boxed macaroni & cheese and spaghetti and yet I’m sure my crap taste buds could tell the difference here.

Granted, I’m sure everyone in this video was feeling some self-imposed pressure to say nice things since they met the chef in person when the food was served to them. Pussies. That’s not how I roll. If you ask me for an honest opinion I will tell you without hesitation that your food tastes like ass UNLESS we’re related. In that case all bets are off, everything tastes great. But if we’re not related? Yeah, your food gave me cancer.

Also, that taco looks like shit. Can’t tell with the burger because they’re hiding it in a bun and as for the meatballs – well, meatballs kind of look like shit in the first place so I’ll give ‘em that one. But only visually. Because I’m sure it tastes like shit too.

[H/T Elite Daily]