If Car Commercials Were Honest This Is EXACTLY What It Would Look Like

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Matthew McConaughey and all you other people trying to sell us cars, we know you’re all full of shit. (Yes, looking at you Shaq, squeezing into your sedan.)

Everyone knows that all car dealers are out for one thing: to screw us over and make as much money off us as possible. End of story.

This guy here? Roger? He knows exactly what’s up…