BOOM!! If the first thing you see isn’t a hairy butt prepping to shit on a baby, then you can’t sit at my lunch table, weirdo. Make no mistake, the intention of this photo was to be cutesie picture 1,282 to share on Facebook and get some internet points, but the result proves that even God is sick of that shit. And make no mistake, there are simply too many coincidences here to believe that this isn’t the work of a higher power–the lighting, the bald head, the patchy-haired shoulders complete with a pimple, and even the baby’s facial expression screams ‘don’t shit on me!’ I’m just saying, if people are going to credit God with inexplicable miracles of good, by that same standard it isn’t hard to see that God wanted this baby to be shit on. Well played, Bro.
P.S. Thanks for answering my Powerball prayers, dick.