ISIS Recruiter Texts Nudes Of Himself To Numerous Girls, Gets Exposed For His Pathetic Baby Dick
London-based extremist Jazwari Saraqib first caught the attention of authorities after he tweeted support for the terrorist-driven attacks in San Bernardino, California, in which 14 people were killed.
The ISIS recruiter has allegedly been consistently posting propaganda to his social media accounts encouraging heinous crimes against innocent civilians.
So, it comes with great pleasure to break the news that he has a tiny fucking schlong. Like it’s more of an oversized clitoris than a flesh rocket. News of Saraqib’s tootsie roll dick came to light after he sending naked snaps of himself to numerous women.
Here at BroBible we have a strict policy against showing terrorist penises (bullshit, I know), but it ain’t hard to tell that the pimple-sized censorship circle is covering something that is smaller than your thumb.
Dude, you’re smiling far too hard for that pen cap cock. Rub it up a bit for Christ’s sake. That’s dick pic 101 you amateur bitch.
Saraqib’s account has since been suspended, but not before people weighed in on his chess piece and his shady, deceitful personal life.
“He sent the wrong ISIS fangirl nudes of his (tiny) wiener.”
“This ISIS recruiter in London promised marriage to ISIS women, but then just had intercourse & taped it.”
“He is married.”
“This hypocrite bastard has been supporting ISIS for years & issued death threats to many on Twitter.”
Stay out of the dick pic game dude. It ain’t for everyone.
[h/t The Sun]