ISIS Releases A Bizarre Series Of Photos Of Them Doing Human Things Like Fishing And Not Beheading Anyone

by 3 years ago

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ISIS is trying so hard to human.

The terror group released a bizarre series of photographs depicting them doing things humans would normally do–fishing, building boats, and diving in the Euphrates River. The pictures are thought to be strategically made public by the group’s media arm to express that ISIS’s blood-thirsty caliphate mission is not above a little rest and relaxation.

It’s as if ISIS wants to say “Hey yo! If you like murdering women and children but also enjoy reeling in striped-bass, welcome aboard! P.S. Call us Kunu.”

For a group who seems to get their kicks from watching the world burn around them, these brochure-esque pictures are comical. There is no way they are having any fun.

“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll kill your fucking family.”

That striped shirt is an act of terror in itself. I’m guessing JNCO. 

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Not even close. Are you fishing or about to dual it out at Medieval Times?  

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No way those hands are clean. Fucking culinary savages. 

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I think I’ll just have the burger. Thanks tho.

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Wet suits? Pussies. 

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Just stop trying. You’re embarrassing yourself.

[h/t Daily Mail]

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