Caitlyn Jenner Tried To Set Jordan Spieth Up With Kendall Jenner And He Said NO?


Good on Jordan Spieth for being like “nah…pass” on Kendall Jenner. Yeah she’s hot and yeah model status and famous and rich and whatever, but the gist I’ve gotten from her is that she’d make as interesting of a conversation partner as a sock full of spunk juice. Did you read the highlights from her interview with Sunday Times? Probably not. There weren’t any bikini pictures included with it, so why would you? Tell me, with a straight face, that you think the girl who said this:

On social media:

“I hate it sometimes, like, I literally want to throw my phone so I can’t look at it. It’s all a made-up world if you think about it. Social media, everything, this interview, everything. It’s not real. It’s pretty crazy.”

…is even competent when it comes to conversation not revolving around pop culture and herself. That is some Jaden Smith level bullshit right there. How Can This Interview Be Real If My Twitter Nofication Doesn’t Real? It’s like she’s trying to be insightful, but then instead of belting out a profound statement she shits her pants and throws out some mental mad-libs instead. A for effort, F for execution.

But what made her think these “thoughts” in the first place? Her recent trip to Thailand, of course! Where on her way to whatever presumable mansion they had rented, she decided to look out the window rather than click around on her phone.

“We had a two-hour drive from the airport to where we were staying, and I’d left my phone in my bag, so I didn’t touch it the whole way. I looked out the window at everything, and I saw people who live in huts and have dogs that were, like, withering away. And all their food, meat, was hanging in front of their house. It was very sad. Then we pulled up to this amazing house we were staying at, and I looked over and Kylie was on her phone the whole time and didn’t see one thing that I saw.”

So seeing people who weren’t driving around in Lamborghinis and wearing overpriced Dolce & Gabana pantsuits on a daily basis made you decide that…social media isn’t real. 100% do not see the connection there, and LOL that she decided to use the fact that people were hanging food outside their house as an example of “Wow, such real. What sad. Much Earth.”

Spieth dodged a bullet on that one.

[H/T Glamour]