Did You Recently Purchase A Box Of Delicious Kraft Macaroni & Cheese? Don’t Eat It Until You Read This

sMMMile, it’s thick & creamy & accidentally containing bits of metal!

Sidenote: I am just now realizing how sexually explicit that “sMMMile, it’s thick & creamy” tagline could be. Might use it when I host my next bukake party. 

Back to the matter at hand…

Why shouldn’t you eat that succulent Kraft Macaroni & Cheese you’ve got sitting in your cupboard? Well, like I said, your box might contain small pieces of metal. So there’s that.

Obviously this is a surrrrrrrrious situation and Kraft is recalling 6.5 MILLION boxes of their famous mac & cheese.

According to MSN:

Kraft Foods Group Inc. is recalling more than 6.5 million boxes of its signature macaroni and cheese after customers reported finding small pieces of metal inside.

Kraft was contacted by eight customers about the situation, though no injuries have been reported, the Northfield, Illinois- based company said in a statement Tuesday. The recalled products were shipped nationwide in the U.S., as well as to some South American and Caribbean countries, Kraft said.

“Consumers who purchased this product should not eat it,” Kraft said. “They should return it to the store where purchased for an exchange or full refund.”

The recall, which involves a total of 242,000 cases, brings a black eye to a company already coping with sluggish sales growth and a management shake-up in recent months. Kraft, whose brands include Miracle Whip and Oscar Mayer, split off from the global snackmaker Mondelez International Inc. in 2012.

I dunno about you, but CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. If Wolverine could eat this shit and survive, then so could I.

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.