Watch Lil Wayne And Ja Rule Discuss Their Favorite Prison Meal For Some Incentive To Stay Out Of The Slammer

You will never see any two people be more excited about prison food than Lil Wayne and Ja Rule. They are like two summer camp friends reminiscing about a pizza party.

Both rappers are fluent in prison-food talk, as both have done some time in the slammer. Wayne served one year on Rikers Island in 2010 for felony gun possession, and Ja Rule served over two years in Brooklyn Detention Center for tax evasion.

Here is the transcript of the enthusiastic Skype conversation between the two rap stars:

Ja Rule: What was your favorite meal?

Lil Wayne: We used to have, on Tuesdays and Thursdays , that was the only day we’d get chicken Ramen noodles. You crunch them bitches up. You get you some Doritos–

Ja Rule: WOOO! Doritos WITH the Ramen, n*gga,? YEAAAHHH!!!

Lil Wayne: You crunch the Doritos up in the bag and then you pour the Ramen noodles in there.

Ok, Doritos with Ramen is fucking innovative. I think Wayne may be on to something. The cheesy processed taste of Doritos mixed with the chicken-flavored processed taste of Ramen is a home-run snack. Granted it probably causes cancer, but we’ll keep that off the packaging.

Actually, on second thought, I’m not sure me and Wayne’s pallet are on the same page.

Pretty ladies, are you here?

Truffle butter on your p*ssy

Cuddle buddies on the low

You ain’t gotta tell your friend that I eat it in the morning

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.