Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr., Helen Keller, Jackie Robinson, Neil Armstrong, and now you can add Carl Puia to the long list of American heroes. Carl Puia, who I affectionately call “my champion,” was arrested on Tuesday for destroying copies of Kim Kardashian’s book at a Connecticut Barnes & Noble.
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Mr. Puia was arrested for third-degree criminal mischief after he allegedly spread red liquid all over some Kim Kardashian books. Six copies of Kim’s book “Selfish” were “destroyed in the massacre and could not be revived.”
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Mr. Puia also left a lengthy typed note that explained his dislike of Kim Kardashian and people like her. The 74-year-old turned himself into authorities, was then booked, and was released on a $2,500 bond.
Where can I reimburse Mr. Puia’s for his bond? Of all the stupid shit people set up a GoFundMe campaign for, how is there not a GoFundMe to pay for Mr. Puia’s legal fees?
I give to you my inspiration, my lord and savior, the illustrious Carl Puia.
Take a bow Mr. Puia, you’ve earned it.
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