How’s your head and, more importantly, your eyeballs after watching that video of a dude jumping out of a car at a red light and stomping the pavement, serving everyone in line behind him? Those first five seconds were the worst, no? Like you were having a seizure or tripping balls? Like there was an intense heat wave or an earthquake? Is that one dash cams look like on motorcycles? Woof.
My chick’s friend loves breakdancing movies. Like, loves. She’s seen all the Step Up, Save the Last Dance, Save The Last Dance 2 (yes, there was a sequel), Honey, Honey 2 (yes, there was a sequel), Battle of the Year, and StreetDance 3D. Meanwhile, I’ve seen Step Brothers and I think there was one no-pants dance scene.
I noticed this video was filmed on June 11th in Park City. I’m assuming that’s Utah. And I’m gonna get stereotypical af right here, but I didn’t know or think Mormons could shake their moneymaker like that. On the other hand, how else are you gonna keep seven sister-wives entertained? Gotta keep movin’ at all times.
For my money, there’s nothing better than Iranian breakdancing circa 1991. Although, this music festival bro busting out white guy moves in the mud is a close second.