Imagine Learning Your Friend Bones Dogs Because He Butt Dialed You When He Was Boning A Dog (Because That Happened)

by 4 years ago
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We’ve all had an accidental butt dial or two. Usually it’s pretty innocuous, but every once in a while, there’s one you really wished you could take back.

I imagine Russell Meyers wishes he could take back the butt dial he did, because it ended with him arrested on four counts of bestiality.

Happens.

No. Wait. No it doesn’t. No it definitely doesn’t.

Meyers, a carnival worker (LOL) accidentally called a friend while he was boning his German Shepherd. The call went to voicemail, and when the friend listened to it, called the cops.

Man, what would that sound like? How many times would you have to listen to it until you realized what was going on? Then how would you feel? Gross! I listened to that six times! Gross!

Hey, here’s a great quote from AL.com:

[Franklin County District Attorney Joey Rushing] said Meyers was living in a shed or camper-type structure without utilities. He had a second dog, a small Chihuahua, but was only engaging in sexual acts with the German shepherd, Rushing said.

Yea, what kind of weirdo would fuck a Chihuahua, right?


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