We’re only a few days away from the hashtag Mannequin Challenge being a thing of the past, and I was sure that the dude catching his buddy going to town on himself was going to reign supreme. But a late submission of a reenactment of R Kelly’s ‘Trapped in the Closet’ has made a surge to be crowned ‘The Coolest Internet Thing In A Short Lived Trend That Will Soon Be Forgotten.’ Congratulations on your internet points, my friends. In the end, they mean nothing and we all die alone.