Dude Narrowly Avoids Getting Caught Boning Another Man’s Girl In Superb Mannequin Challenge

We’re only a few days away from the hashtag Mannequin Challenge being a thing of the past, and I was sure that the dude catching his buddy going to town on himself was going to reign supreme. But a late submission of a reenactment of R Kelly’s ‘Trapped in the Closet’ has made a surge to be crowned ‘The Coolest Internet Thing In A Short Lived Trend That Will Soon Be Forgotten.’ Congratulations on your internet points, my friends. In the end, they mean nothing and we all die alone.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.