Huge Yuppy Brawl At Kentucky Oaks Results In Untucked Pastel Shirts And A Dude Being Force Fed A Mouthful Of Boat Shoe

No one knows what sparked this fight at Kentucky Oaks (the Churchill Downs race which takes place a day before the Derby), but I’d be willing to guess it was over which mutual funds to invest their fathers’ money in to yield the highest returns. I honestly haven’t seen that many swings and misses since I tried to spit game at the bar this weekend. Christ.

Here is a mint angle of the boat shoe boot.

It’s unclear whether or not charges will be pressed on any party. Oh wait, this just in…



[h/t TFM]