No one knows what sparked this fight at Kentucky Oaks (the Churchill Downs race which takes place a day before the Derby), but I’d be willing to guess it was over which mutual funds to invest their fathers’ money in to yield the highest returns. I honestly haven’t seen that many swings and misses since I tried to spit game at the bar this weekend. Christ.
Here is a mint angle of the boat shoe boot.
https://twitter.com/Jiminsputa/status/729465038289915905
It’s unclear whether or not charges will be pressed on any party. Oh wait, this just in…
[h/t TFM]