Play stupid games win stupid prizes Matt. Just because you had an early lead in traffic doesn’t mean you’re gonna win – I’m an underdog. No one expects anything out of me, and then BAM! Suddenly I’m not a useless piece of shit and I might actually be contributing something worthwhile to the website. Case in point: Matt Keohan, wearing a dog cone of shame for the entire day of work at our office.
Judging from the size, it appears that Matt is roughly the equivalent of a Yellow Labrador.