People Are Freaking Out Over McDonald’s Grey Burger And I’m Just Wondering What Color It Will Turn My Poop

Burger King thought they were the bee’s knees when they rolled out their black-bunned Whopper for Halloween. That was until the Internet discovered a side effect of eating the ebony sandwich – their shit turned green.

McDonald’s has stepped to the plate and fired back at Burger King with their own colored burger, the “Modern Chinese Burger.” A grey bunned sandwich with a pork patty, bacon, Sichuan Thousand Island sauce, lettuce and strong notes of peppercorn and black sesame. It’s currently only available for a limited time at select locations in China. Should have named it “50 Shades of Gag.”

It looks like a fucking Corian kitchen countertop. Not sure if that’s the most appealing color.

A photo posted by CJY💓 (@grace_choiiiii) on Sep 24, 2015 at 7:23am PDT


Well it hasn’t been totally embraced by the Internet.



At time of print, there were no reports of green apple splatter from the grey burger. So it’s got that going for it.