Burger King thought they were the bee’s knees when they rolled out their black-bunned Whopper for Halloween. That was until the Internet discovered a side effect of eating the ebony sandwich – their shit turned green.
McDonald’s has stepped to the plate and fired back at Burger King with their own colored burger, the “Modern Chinese Burger.” A grey bunned sandwich with a pork patty, bacon, Sichuan Thousand Island sauce, lettuce and strong notes of peppercorn and black sesame. It’s currently only available for a limited time at select locations in China. Should have named it “50 Shades of Gag.”
It looks like a fucking Corian kitchen countertop. Not sure if that’s the most appealing color.
Well it hasn’t been totally embraced by the Internet.
— Tom Horton (@TomHorton747) October 16, 2015
— Trinaa Prasad (@trinaaprasad) October 16, 2015
At time of print, there were no reports of green apple splatter from the grey burger. So it’s got that going for it.