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McDonald’s Continues Its War On Our Arteries–Will Soon Offer Dollar Menu Mozzarella Sticks Nationwide

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Mozzarella sticks have never beaten me. No matter what the serving size, never have I left an uneaten mozzarella stick on a plate. I’ve got like a 982-0 lifetime record. There’s just too much breaded cheesy goodness to forfeit, even if I am lactose intolerant.

McDonald’s, who recently released the long overdue all-day breakfast option, has begun an experiment in its New York stores that will sell three mozzarella sticks and marinara dipping sauce for the price of 100 pennies. The experiment will expand nationwide in 2016.

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According to Buzzfeed, the mozzarella experiment was rolled out in part to bolster a steady decline in sales over the past couple years. In fact, this past October was the first quarter of growing U.S. sales in two years.

Some who have tried McDonald’s newest item, took to Twitter to give their reviews:

There were some positive 🙂

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And some that were the very opposite of positive…

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Regardless of reviews, it’s not going to stop your drunk ass from shelling out a buck. Mine either.

[h/t Uproxx]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.
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