This is Patrick. He is believed to be the world’s oldest and biggest wombat. He resides at Ballarat Wildlife Park in Victoria, Australia and was hand-raised after being orphaned as a baby. And the worst part of all is that since he’s been raised by humans, he remains a virgin.
CAN SOMEONE INITIATE A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN TO GET PATRICK A PIECE OF WOMBAT ASS FOR SHIT SAKE.