Meet The World’s Oldest And Largest Wombat And Sign My Petition To Replace Cats With Wombats
This is Patrick. He is believed to be the world’s oldest and biggest wombat. He resides at Ballarat Wildlife Park in Victoria, Australia and was hand-raised after being orphaned as a baby. And the worst part of all is that since he’s been raised by humans, he remains a virgin.
CAN SOMEONE INITIATE A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN TO GET PATRICK A PIECE OF WOMBAT ASS FOR SHIT SAKE.