We post a lot of foul shit on this site every single day. Up close videos of massive cysts getting surgically removed, nasty GIFs of the legs of Olympians shattering, animals flinging poo at small children.
But man, nothing’s made me gag quite like watching this recipe for microwaved fried chicken. Count me in the small minority of people who don’t find the average calorie busting, haute cuisine butchering, Facebook food video all that annoying, but this, this is in a league of its own.
It starts out alright, with salt, pepper, and a milk bath for the chicken (although they should use buttermilk), all normal steps.
But then it goes so, so wrong.
https://twitter.com/BeingBlkStacey/status/763532518180225024
The microwave? The microwave? For nine minutes? Imagine the soggiest breading, the most undercooked, raw chicken, all the sensations and tastes you don’t want with fried chicken, served to you? Fuck. That.
Look, I get not wanting to fry up chicken. It’s messy and difficult to do, but don’t try this fucking bastardized approximation. Like, at least throw it in the fucking oven.
It, rightfully, upset everyone.
This offended me on so many levels https://t.co/bhCJvOUh0k
— Waiting To Oxtail (@CoreyPTownsend) August 11, 2016
Every time you good people waste chicken an angel loses its wing
— Waiting To Oxtail (@CoreyPTownsend) August 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/LondonBridges4/status/763708772858621952
@JarrieBradshaw pic.twitter.com/msShKv6Qgd
— anita max wynn (@TeeThaGoddess) August 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/XOPodcast/status/763565567307427841
Don’t EVER fucking do this.
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