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The monkey is not pleased for a bevy of reasons, for one he’s locked in this tiny cage. Secondly, he has no privacy. All day long there are people staring into his home. This puts this angry monkey in a shitty mood and he expresses it the only way monkeys can.
The family took a trip to Tiger World, “a nonprofit animal conservation and educational center dedicated to the rescue, rehabilitation, and preservation of exotic animals” in Rockwell, North Carolina. One of the two girls is excited to interact with the primate and shouts, “I’ll give you food.” She begins to throw food at the monkey. Now, this baboon doesn’t have food to throw back at them, but he does have poop and plenty of it. He grabs a handful of monkey shit and throws it at the girls. Ass kabobs for the entire family.
This baboon has a goddamn butt nugget Gatling gun at his disposal.
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One of the little girls gets a mudpie right on her face.
And I laughed.
I belly laughed til it hurt.
I’m allowed to laugh at a child having shitsicles thrown at her because her own flesh and blood, her own proud papa, her very own daddy dearest was laughing at his daughter getting monkey feces thrown in her face. This isn’t my child, and I don’t even know this kid, so why shouldn’t I LoL at this hilarious shittening if her own dad gets a chuckle from her new poop makeover?
Do you like to see people getting shit on? Here’s a macaw pooping on a girl.