Miley Cyrus And Patrick Schwarzenegger Have Broken Up So True Love Is Dead And We’re All Destined To Be Alone

If there ever was a modern day Cinderella story it was the romance between Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger, mostly because I didn’t know Patrick Schwarzenegger even existed before Miley hit him with her wrecking ball…so I guess that would make Patrick the Cinderella of the story and Miley the prince? This was a bad analogy. Oh well, that’s not the point of this anyway. According to PEOPLE,

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger appeared to be mending their relationship after going through a tough time last month, but a source confirms to PEOPLE the couple have broken up.

“It’s not a break,” says a source close to the couple. “It’s done.”

By all accounts, the split is amicable. (Reps did not immediately respond for comment.)

“They’re just in two different places in their lives – he’s in college and she’s focused on her music and career,” says the source.

Can we get a celebrity breakup that isn’t amicable, please? I want a volcanic eruption in a public place where drinks get thrown and the whole thing gets blasted over TMZ the next day. Being mature adults is great and all (or so I’m told), but everyone loves a good train wreck. No matter how hard you deny it, you’re still gonna watch that locomotive explode in a fiery ball of death…and then go home to your friends and talk about it for the rest of the week.

[H/T People]