What’s The Most Cringeworthy Prize This Lady In A Wheelchair Can Win On ‘The Price Is Right?’ No, No, More Cringeworthy.

Jesus, could only watch this once. Twice and I would for sure die of awkwardness. It’s like giving Michael J. Foxx a game of Jenga. Or Ray Charles a kaleidoscope. Or me a pack of condoms. None of us have any use for these prizes. A Producer from ‘The Price Is Right’ just asked to connect with me on LinkedIn. Said he was out of a job.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.