This video is from last year but it has made the viral rounds again on the world wide webs and it’s the first time I’ve seen it and I work on the internet. I think that means I suck at my job, but whatever, BACK OFF!
The footage shows a mountain lion (which we’ll call Nate Diaz) and a Doberman dog (Conor McGregor) fighting as close to death as possible in Tujunga, California. McGregor, who is chained to the house and is a considerable amount smaller than Diaz, manages to get the cougar on its back, but the coog uses its death-grip jaws to clamp the pups neck.
After about a minute of giving McGregor a death hickey, it appears that the Diaz had killed its opponent, as the dog lay motionless on the blood-splattered patio. At this point, the mountain lion mutters ‘there’s a new king in this ma’fucka’ and books it into the woods.
All dogs go to heaven, I guess.
NOT SO FAST.
The stubborn Doberman then rises to his feet in a true act of resilience. Despite having to get 60 stitches in its neck, McGregor should heal up just find in 4-6 weeks. Moral of the story: only fight opponents in your weight class.
[h/t Mirror]