You’ll Never Find Find A Thirstier Tinder Profile Than This But If You Do Run, Do Not Walk, Away From Your Phone

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Marisa you thirsty bitch, calm the fuck down and have some self respect. Dudes don’t like easy chicks. Well, that’s a lie – they do, but they’re not wife material. You might see your list as “10 Reasons To Date Me” but everyone else on the planet sees it as “10 Reasons To Text Her At 3 A.M. Sporadically For A Month Then Block Her Phone Number.”

And on the off chance this is a bot…well that’s not possible. Even bots have more dignity than this.

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