The Insane New Golf Trend Is Running Over Your Bro With A Golf Cart Because That’s What Friends Are For

How long would you not talk to your bros if one of them truck sticked you with a golf cart while you were lining up to shank yet another one in the woods? Two days? Two weeks? Until you got out of the hospital? Welp, a new trend that has emerged following the resurgence of the popular meme above is destined to end a few friendships.

Golfers around the country are running over their unsuspecting friends on the golf course for no other reason than to hysterical laugh over their lifeless bodies. I would be lying if I said that I didn’t laugh at every single one of the videos below, but I’d also be lying if I told you I wasn’t prepared to kill a man if he ever tried making me the victim of his viral ploy. After watching these ruthless hit and runs, I’m sure a jury would understand.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.