Brand New Mom Texts Wrong Number From Hospital Bed, But Good Thing She Texted Some Bros Because The Results Were A+

If you’re engaging in a conversation with a complete stranger who accidentally texted you, you should probably go out and put yourself out there a bit more. That’s like having a heart-to-heart with the Time Warner customer service lady. You’re better than that bruh.

But, there are certain instances when having a text string with someone who never wanted to talk to you in the first place is acceptable–most notably if that person just created the miracle of life and popped out a bebe. In that case, you have no choice but to do what these two bros did when they received a text from a random number about a vagina being dilated.

BROS WILL BE BROS.

Remember what I said about how pathetic it would be if you had a heart-to-heart with the Time Warner lady? This is a cry for help.

[h/t IMGUR, Unilad]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.