Oblivious Baby Has No Idea Lion Wants To Kill The Shit Out Of It
Being a baby–or even a kid for that matter–is a life of blissful ignorance. You don’t need to worry about how to get money for food, or wonder where the poop goes after you shit it into the diaper surrounding your ass. Things just happen. You’ve got it good.
You also don’t need to cower in fear when a lion is trying to kill you, because you have no idea what a lion trying to kill you looks like.
Well, kid. It looks like this. This is a lion trying to kill you. You’re lucky that glass was there. But next time, if you are out on safari and just giggle giggle giggle as one of these things approaches, you won’t be so lucky.