There are few things in this world that would suck more than being sent to prison for a long, long time. In fact, I’m not even going to beat around the bush here, considering your life is all but ruined at that point, it’s probably the worst thing that could happen to a person for so many reasons.
So imagine being 46-year-old Ricky Hand, who, upon hearing he would be going to prison for 40 years for breaking his parole back in January, figured his way of getting back at the law would be flinging poop and pee he had stashed away in a sling.
Here’s how Hand’s priceless reaction went down, per WWLP:
“Did you just give me 40 years, sir? You just gave me 40 years. Well guess what?”
And that’s when shit (almost literally) hit the fan. Hey, at least he addressed the judge as “sir!”
Clark County Sheriff Gene Kelly said that Hand—who has committed at least 30 robberies in his lifetime and committed another crime in January while on parole—”should’ve been more thoroughly searched prior to entering the courtroom. Our policy dictates that there’s a search prior to and there’s a search after he leaves and that was very apparently not done.”
Uh, considering people left wiping themselves of his poop, yeah, that might’ve been a solid idea.