As I mentioned earlier, this weekend I’m out chilling in Aspen, Colorado for the Winter X-Games. Yesterday afternoon, I hit up the snow at Buttermilk Mountain for the festivities, including a historic performance by Chole Kim in the Women’s Superpipe and some gnarly wipeouts in Ski Big Air. What makes X-Games such a party, though, isn’t just the ariel acrobatics on the snow. This year X-Games recruited major music artists like Snoop Dogg, Chromeo, and Skrillex to throw shows adjacent to the X-Games site, giving many of Colorado’s winter-loving Bros a reason to come to Aspen to rage.
One such Bro is this dude, which I spotted keeping it real while dancing his face off to Chromeo. As you can see, he was rocking a throwback one piece ski suit that looks like something out of a slap-stick ’80s ski comedy. He was rocking it open chested, too, making his hair-splitting moves to Chromeo all the more ridiculous
The ladies, of course, were swarming to him thanks to all that raw, sexual energy.
Amazing. No matter how hard you try, you will never be on his level of Bro-ness.
Anyway, shout out to this Bro. If anyone has more pictures or videos of his wicked moves, feel free to e-mail them.
The next time you want to get laid at a ski party, where a throwback one piece ski suit, open-chested. Make sure you put on the most ridiculous sunglasses you can find. Then just let the music do its thing.
And then thank me later.