Guy Claims This Opening Tinder Line Has Landed Him A Near 100% Success Rate…Not Lying, I’d Reply To Him Too
Normally I’d sit here and bullshit around for a paragraph or so about how getting chicks to reply to you on Tinder requires clever pickup lines along with a little bit of luck and at least a 6/10 in the appearance department. I’m not going to do that today. You know why? Because Tinder is a fickle bitch and it almost doesn’t matter what you say; as long as you’re not ugly you’ll probably get a response. The trick though, is getting people to keep talking to you. You can go ahead and start out with “Hey,” but what comes after that? “How are you?” “What are you up to tonight?” those are boring. Most girls aren’t gonna wanna talk about their day via Tinder because texting takes forever but at the same time who talks on the phone? Old people, that’s who.
So what does it take to get an almost 100% success rate? Pretending you’re a convicted felon apparently does the trick, or at least according to Reddit user _ShiverMeTinders_:
And before that little light bulb of realization clicks on above your head, I’m fully aware that I still spent ~2 paragraphs bullshitting about nothing before getting to the pickup line. As Shakespeare once said, “brevity is the soul of wit,” and clearly I have none…intentionally.