Paris Hilton’s Brother Was Arrested For Losing His Mind On A Plane, Yelling ‘I WILL FIGHT YOU, BRO’

Paris Hilton is posting selfies of her maybe-breast implants on Instagram. Things aren’t so grand for her younger brother Conrad, though, who was just arrested in Los Angeles this afternoon on charges stemming from an incident on a London to L.A. flight this summer. 20-year-old Conrad was charged for getting violent on a flight, screaming stereotypical jackass rich kid things like “I will fucking fight you! and calling other passengers “peasants.” The feudal system is real, yo.

Via TMZ:

According to officials, multiple witnesses on the plane say the 20-year-old went berserk on a flight from London to L.A. … and began screaming and threatening flight attendants.

According to witnesses, Conrad was heard yelling the following things during his meltdown:

— “If you wanna square up to me bro, then bring it and I will f*cking fight you.”
— “I am going to f*cking kill you.”
— “I will f*cking rip through you.”
— “I will f*cking own anyone on this flight; they are f*cking peasants’.”

Witnesses say … at one point during the flight, Conrad was ferociously punching the bulkhead of the plane … 10 centimeters from a flight attendant’s face.

Witnesses also say they could smell weed seeping out of the bathroom … and believe Hilton was the culprit.

Conrad was allegedly so out of control, children on the plane were crying.

At one point, Conrad fell asleep … and the captain authorized crew members to restrain him to his seat for the descent. Conrad was ultimately handcuffed to his seat.

Hell is babies crying on a plane. The inner-circle of hell is babies crying on a plane because some jackass was all like “COME AT ME, BRO!” to flight attendant just trying to do their job.

If you read this far and are wondering if it’s possible for someone to look like even more of a jackass, it is! It absolutely is! Conrad channeled his inner frat alien and then proceeded to play the ultimate douchecanoe card: “DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?!?!”

Witnesses told officials Conrad grabbed a flight attendant’s shirt and said, “I could get you all fired in 5 minutes. I know your boss! My father will pay this out. He has done it before. Dad paid $300k last time.”

According to documents obtained by TMZ, Hilton admitted to taking a sleeping pill before the flight and then bragged that he “buried” the flight attendants.

“I told all of them I could get all of their jobs taken away in less than 30 seconds.”

LOL. Have fun with your dad getting you out of it.

Pic via this amusing tweet.

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