It is a tired (but accurate) truism that whatever mode of transportation humans use, they’ll eventually wind up having sex in it.
Think about how many methods of transport people fuck in. Cars. Trains. Cabs. Planes. Buggies. Horse drawn carriages.
It’s kinda gross when you ponder it. That we devise these methods to make travel easier and, almost instantaneously, not even before the initial awe of the invention has worn off, people are wondering “Hey, can we fuck in this?”
Hoverboards have been around since this summer and, frankly, I’m surprised it took this long for humans to film themselves having sex on ’em.
That shot up there is from a lady riding her hoverboard in a squat position, then using the back and forth motion of the machine to perform a blowjob on a guy.
As evidenced by another video, it can also be used to facilitate smooth, greatly exaggerated doggy style sex. There’s another of a man holding his woman up, while he cruises around the room.
They can all be seen on Twitter by hitting this search for hoverboard sex + video (twitter.com/search?f=videos&vertical=default&q=hoverboard%20sex&src=typd), but, like, yo. They are extremely not safe for work. They are straight up porn.
If after watching that with fascination and jealousy that you are not hoverboard sexing, check out this read by Broadly which brought the phenomenon to my attention.
Drew lists various positions that may work, conjuring up his own millennial, hoverboardian Kama Sutra. “Two people could be standing fucking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard,” he explains. Alternatively, one partner could lay down while the hoverboarder penetrates them from behind. “If it was a M-F sex situation and the woman wanted to ride the hoverboard, the guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way.”
I’d say I’m surprised or appalled but this really just is normal human behavior.
[Via Broadly]