Hey man…whatever sells pies, you know? If you gotta throw down a bunch of pepperonis in the shape of a fat twat in order to move units then you do you dude. You know that saying “porn sells”? It’s not a lie. And while the intention was for the pizza to look like it had a rugby ball on it, well…
Morrisons are selling a rugby pizza for the World Cup. Oh a rugby ball? Yes, that’s what I thought it was too. 👀 pic.twitter.com/8QXOdtPwUJ
— Ben Webbo (@BenWebbo23) October 9, 2015
//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js…yeah. That’s definitely snatch.
— karla (@misshubery) September 24, 2015
Morrisons, what is it up with this pizza? pic.twitter.com/ITjrh2lGOS
— LIAM TYLER (@LiamOliverTyler) September 17, 2015
— Danielle Wilson (@DanielleWilso92) September 23, 2015
Think someone needs to have a word with the Pizza maker at Morrisons! We’re no pizza experts but that ain’t no ‘ball’ pic.twitter.com/mKadGdTSS3
— OddBalls (@myoddballs) October 8, 2015
Clearly the design hasn’t turned anyone away from eating it, and why should it? It’s probably the best pussy you’ll ever taste in your life.