Introducing The ‘Pizza Pipe’ — The Pizza Box With A Built-In Pipe So You Can Smoke Weed Before Devouring An Entire Pie

by 3 years ago

Push For Pizza

It is common to crave food when one gets high. It is also typical practice to order a quick pizza to satisfy this craving. Push For Pizza is aware of this age old tradition and decided to combine these two interests into an actual product.

The “Pizza Pipe” is an all-in-one product with value to the user both before and after the fact. No longer will one have to search for a pipe before or struggle to remember the telephone number of the pizza parlor after its use.


Equally important, the pizza is in hand BEFORE the munchies set in, leading to a more relaxed and enjoyable experience without the interminable delay of its delivery or the pain of gnawing hunger. And the pipe comes at NO ADDITIONAL COST. The materials are 100% recyclable.

You’ve probably got a ton of questions. Here are the answers to those questions…

How does it work? – The pizza pipe box has a cutout which folds into the shaft of the pipe. The plastic stand which is commonly used to keep the top of the box from crushing the pizza is designed to fit on the top of the shaft and serves as the bowl of the pipe. The stand comes with a carb for better ventilation.

What is the pizza stand made out of? – The pizza stand is made out of a temperature resistant white ceramic. If this product moves into mass production, we will be seeking a temperature resistant vegetable based recyclable plastic.

Wont it burn? – The pipe should last a long time. Unless you are very careless with the flame, it will not burn.

Has it been tested? – The pizza pipe has been tested. Frequently.

Push For Pizza has no plans to actual create this product unless it absolutely explodes and someone eventually steals the idea.

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