Things Are Getting Kinky In England As Prince Harry Is Reportedly Boning Pippa Middleton
British royalty are into some weird ass sex shit.
From King George III exhuming the corpse of Mary Queen of Scots to practice necrophilia with her during the Revolutionary War to Queen Elizabeth porking her son Prince Charles up until he turned 45 (why do you think he always looks so uncomfortable all the time?) to all the King Henrys, who in lieu of ruling formed a human anal centipede of gay monarchical sex which stretched all the way from I to VII, nothing should come as surprise when it comes to sex and the British crown.
Which is why these rumors that Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton, brother to the heir to the throne and sister to the future queen, are screwing are as plausible as anything.
Probably so they can have a daughter to boink Prince George and create a beautifully inbred heir to keep the crown completely within the family.
According to OK! the royal romance has been going on for a long time, with Kate catching the two boning at her wedding reception.
Sparks flew,” the insider said, adding that “at one point” during the reception, “Kate went to check her makeup and found them snoggin in the bathroom!”
Who can blame him. That ass.
But Kate isn’t the only one who spotted them having sex.
“The future King reportedly let himself into Harry’s apartment recently and found the twosome in a compromising position.”
The couple, though, were in relationships with other partners for the longest time. Now that they are both single, they are apparently ready to give a real relationship a try.
And I guess keep doing it in front of their siblings.
The royal family declined to comment on the story.