NOOPPPEEE: Watch A Giant Python Regurgitates FIVE Birds After A Night Of Drinking In This Petrifying Video

by 5 years ago

This video was shot in Southeast Asia where apparently the birds look like fucking dinosaurs. I watched this video with the intention of seeing five little chickadees pop out and the snake slither along its merry way. I thought it would be a healthy mix of the unforgivingness of nature with a few cute baby chicks sprinkled in.  I did not get that.

That was fucking terrifying.

[h/t Unilad]

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.